It’s been a week since my last post, which was also a Things Kids Say post. Don’t worry — it’s not that I’ve run out of anything to post about other than things my kids say (although I could probably run a blog solely off that). Everybody’s been sick in my house (nothing major, just nasty colds). Again. I’m so over these school germs the kids are bringing home, and we’re only a couple months into the school year.
Now that I have the explanation for my lack of posting out of the way, on to one of the funny things my kids said.
I’ve probably mentioned how much we like The Office in this household (or have referenced the show in some way) as many times as I’ve mentioned That Band Who Shall Remain Nameless. Little Man is a fan, too, because he’s awesome like that.
Last week, Little Man came home from school complaining about having a bad day in his GT program (which is in the same building at his regular school). I was concerned and asked what happened.
“The teacher said no more Pokemon. Can you believe that? No more cards, nothing at all with Pokemon on it.”
“Because the principal said it’s banned. He said too many parents were calling about cards going missing or getting taken or bad trades, and instead of just saying, ‘Hey, y’all, stop calling me,’ he decided to ban Pokemon. Forever.”
“Hmm. That makes sense. He runs your school and the GT program, so he probably doesn’t have a lot of time to spend on Pokemon cards,” I told him.
Little Man sighed. “Do you think we could do Michael Scott’s conflict resolution with them so we can all be happy?”
If you aren’t familiar with The Office, or haven’t watched each episode a dozen times, he’s referencing an episode where manager Michael Scott decided to resolve conflicts in the office in what he thought was a more effective manner than what his HR guy was doing.
I guess LM missed the part where Michael’s style of resolving conflicts only made things worse.
I held back my laughter. “Are you suggesting that maybe we take a picture of a Pokemon card, put it on a shirt, and have your principal wear it? That way he gets what he wants and you guys still get to see something with Pokemon on it. Win-win-win.”
He wasn’t amused.
While I’m on the topic of The Office, last night I dressed LM up in a “costume” one of the characters wore for Halloween. Today is Favorite Book Character Day at school and I was getting some stuff together for that, so why not tape three black circles to my kid for shits and giggles, right?
So, what’s up in your world? Anything funny you want to share?