Today’s post comes from Eric at All In A Dad’s Work. He does an awesome post each week where he asks his two boys a set of questions. The answers are often hilarious. This week he did a Star Wars theme, which I liked so much that I ripped off the questions for my own post. Thanks, Eric!
1. If you were a Jedi, what color light saber would you use?
LM: I’d have to say yellow. No, orange, because that’s how I am. Half yellow and half red because I will kick butt if someone messes with me.
2. Would you fight for the Rebels or for the Empire?
LM: Rebels. Because I’m a good guy.
Me: Rebels — X-Wings for the win!
3. Would you live on Tatooine, Hoth, Degoba, or Coruscant?
LM: Hoth. I love the snow, and South Carolina hardly ever gets any snow.
Sam: I wouldn’t want live in any of those damn places.
4. Using the Star Wars Name Generator what would your Star Wars name be?
LM: Alcyone Aquagold – A foolish young hero from Helska.
Sam: Obinbes Regor – A Rebel from Dubrillion.
Me: Dheneb Lectronflame – A troublemaker from Aldera.
5. Who is prettier, Queen Amadala, Princess Leia or Rey?
LM: (Snickers, gets a huge grin on his face…) Rey.
6. Which vehicle would you drive? A speeder bike, AT-AT, X-Wing fighter, TIE Fighter or Millennium Falcon?
LM: That is so easy — a TIE fighter.
Sam: X-Wing fighter.
7. Who is your favorite character?
LM: Finn, because he’s a traitor and a rebel.
Me: Rey. I generally like the main characters on Episode VII more than the old ones.
8. How would you escape from Jabba the Hutt?
LM: I would get a tack and poke him like a balloon, so all the aliens would burst out. And then I’d run for my life.
Sam: I’d make a bet and con him.
Me: I’d let LM or Sam do the work and run for it.
9. What would you use a droid for?
LM: Doing my chores, being my best friend, and tickling my sister.
Sam: I’d let it be part of the family like a pet.
Me: To help keep the house tidy.
10. Who would win in a duel, Kylo Ren or Darth Vader?
LM: Darth Vader. Remember what Rey said when Kylo Ren attacked her? Rey said, “You’re afraid that you’ll never be as strong as Darth Vader.”
Sam: Darth Vader. Kylo couldn’t even beat Rey.
Me: What they said.
Those of y’all that like Star Wars should join in the ripping off of the questions and do this yourself. We can call it “The Pilfering From Eric Star Wars Challenge.” 😉