Things Kids Say Thursday: My Poop

Sam and I don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day anymore, but I do make a point to get a little candy and maybe a small toy for the kids. On Monday, Baby Girl and I were shopping and I decided to get the treats. She helped with the candy selection (and repeatedly asked for me to pay for it so she could eat it), and then helped pick out two small stuffed…things  — a donut for herself and an emoji poop for Little Man. 

Why is this a thing? Why?!

Let me tell you, Baby Girl was fascinated with that stuffed poop. After she asked to go see the “fishies,” she held it up and said loudly, “Hey, fish, look at my poop!” I about died laughing.

She got quite a few looks, especially since every person met she would say “I’ve got a poop!” or “Wanna see my poop?!” Plus there was “Hey there, silly poop!” (For some reason, everything is “silly” lately.”

Just so you know, there was fighting over that damn stuffed poop. Lots of it. Little Man didn’t particularly care to play with it, but he also didn’t want BG to touch it at all, because apparently that’s what siblings do. I ended up getting a second poop yesterday on clearance. 

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48 thoughts on “Things Kids Say Thursday: My Poop

  1. I really don’t get the poop emoji’s. Sure, they’re funny at first, but get old after the 20th time it’s thrown at your head (by your brother) with the line “Yeah, I flung my poop.” Of course my daughter has one too, given to her by her Uncle (my brother) and she thinks its hilarious to leave it conspicuously around the house, like teetering in the dinner cabinet, so it falls out when you open the door.

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  2. Hilarious! One time when my son was 3 he woke me up early one Saturday morning to tell me one thing, “Mom, poop is gross.” He didn’t even had to poop! Just needed to tell me it’s gross lol

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  3. “I got a second poop on clearance” is one of the most extraordinarily weird sentences I have heard all day. (And this was a day when our ostensible president held a press conference, so you KNOW that’s high praise!)

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  4. I don’t get it either. My nephew, he’s 10. And he loves all those plushie emojis. He has them all in a crate and they travel with him. I dunno. It’s a thing, though, that’s fersure.

    Showing the fishies, though, well…that’s tote dorbs πŸ™‚

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  5. Just Plain Ol' Vic says:

    I totally get it.

    This past Christmas, do you think my daughter’s favorite gift was a new laptop?! Nope. A new bluetooth stereo system?! Nope. Poo emoji slippers?! Yep!

    shrug. Go figure, lol?!?

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  6. Hahaha, wanna see my poop? Reminds me of my youngest at that age. Come to think of it – she’d probably still find that hilarious. And so would I.

    Who thought up stuffed poop though – I would have loved to be in on that business meeting.

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